Here’s another Bozo Tax Tip that keeps coming around. The problem is, the Bozos don’t change their stripes. In any case, here are some signs your accountant might be a Bozo:
– He’s never met a deduction that doesn’t fit everyone. There’s no reason why a renter can’t take a mortgage interest deduction, right? And everyone’s entitled to $20,000 of employee business expenses…even if their salary is just $40,000 a year. Ask the proprietors of Western Tax Service about that.
– He believes that the income tax is voluntary. After all, we live in a democracy, so we don’t have to pay taxes, right?
– Besides preparing tax returns, he sells courses on why the Income Tax is Unconstitutional or how by filing the magical $2295 papers he sells you will be able to avoid the income tax.
– He wants you to sign over that tax refund to him. After all, he’ll make sure you get your share of it after he takes out his 50% of the refund.
– He believes every return needs at least three dependents, no matter whether you have any children or not.
Come Monday will be our last Bozo Tax Tip of the Year. It’s a brand new tip for this tax season, too, and it’s actually the first Bozo Tax Tip that in some bizarre way actually works (well, for a while).
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