Another light week on the tax fraud front. But while it lacks depth, some of the cases are definitely amusing.
Three women in Maryland allegedly had a Bozo idea on how to make some money. Let’s get some inmates at the local prisons to give us their social security numbers, and then we’ll file phony returns on their behalf. What can go wrong?
Well, I can think of several felonies that the three committed. Unfortunately for our Bozo preparers the Postal Inspection Service, the IRS, and the FBI were not as amused by the scheme as I was. And since the Bozo preparers allegedly filed 101 claims totaling $365,599.41, the three are looking at lengthy terms at ClubFed if convicted on charges of mail fraud, conspiracy to defraud the US, and identity theft charges. You can read the press release on the indictment here.
Unfortunately, the three ladies in Maryland aren’t the only Bozos in the tax profession. Trumbauersville, Pennsylvania is a tiny town—less than 1,000 people reside in the borough. The town got some notoriety this week, though.
Eugene DiNatale, a councilman, runs an accounting business in nearby Rockledge. Mr. DinNatale and an associate, Chakawarn Sirirathasuk, found the old fashioned way to allegedly deprive the government of tax revenues. They allegedly collected employment taxes on behalf of their clients and kept the money rather than remitting it to the IRS. This is a scheme that almost never works, and one where the IRS and the Department of Justice go after every time it occurs. And the amount of the alleged money they kept wasn’t small: $4.9 million. Just for good measure the pair is also accused of overstating clients’ business expense deductions. Mr. DiNatale is looking at a very long term at ClubFed if convicted.
The final story comes from Saginaw, Michigan. Two brothers and a bank manager are accused of structuring transactions and tax evasion. The brothers filed tax returns from 2001 through 2005 showing incomes under $55,000 a year according to this news story but somehow managed to make “extravagant” purchases. And when their homes were raided in January 2006 the IRS found over $1.3 million. The bank manager is accused of aiding and abetting structuring. The brothers face multiple structuring and tax evasion charges. All are looking at relocating to ClubFed if found guilty.
My suggestion to everyone is if you think you’ve found a foolproof scheme to cheat Uncle Sam think again. Most schemes have been tried before and failed.