Zsa Zsa Gabor has led a long and interesting life. From the UK Telegraph, here are a couple of her one liners:
I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So Momma sent me to a different school.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
There’s more in the short article–it’s well worth your perusal.