Author Archives: Russ

Bozo Tax Tip #4: Use a Bozo Accountant

I’ve come to the conclusion that everything in life is normally distributed. You may remember the normal distribution from a class you took on probability theory. It’s the bell curve. Most things are in the middle, but some are outliers … Continue reading

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Bozo Tax Tip #5: The $0.42 Solution

With Tax Day fast approaching it’s time to look into the Bozo method of courting disaster. And it doesn’t, on the surface, seem to be a Bozo method. After all, this organization has the motto, Neither rain nor snow nor … Continue reading

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Bozo Tax Tip #6: Just Don’t File

We’re running some repeats, but there is some new Bozo material coming. It’s just that people keep trying the same things over and over again. It’s tough to avoid the tax system. There are currency transaction reports (cash transactions of … Continue reading

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Deadlines for Clients

Last month in my email to clients I noted that if paperwork for your returns was not in my hands by early April it was probable you would need to file an extension. Well, that day is here. If your … Continue reading

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Property Taxes Due on Friday

If you’re a Californian, your second property tax payment is due this Friday, April 10th. Your payment must either be postmarked by Friday or paid by Friday to avoid penalties. The Orange County Tax Collector has an online system available … Continue reading

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Bozo Tax Tip #7: Nevada Corporations

Nevada is doing everything it can to draw businesses from California. Frankly, California is doing a lot to draw businesses away from the Bronze Golden State. But just like last year you need to beware if you’re going to incorporate … Continue reading

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Bozo Tax Tip #8: The Shell

I was talking with a friend who is an attorney in the Midwest. She told me about an individual who decided to use ten layers of shell companies to hide his income. It worked so well that the Bozo had … Continue reading

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Bozo Tax Tip #9: Only Foreign Income Is Taxable

Another repeat from 2008, mainly because people still try to peddle this snake oil. This conversation took place just yesterday. Two prospective clients came into my office (husband and wife). I showed them my Engagement Letter first, and they wanted … Continue reading

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Bozo Tax Tip #10: Use Consecutive SSNs When Cheating the IRS

It’s time for our annual rundown of Bozo Tax Tips, strategies that you really, really, really shouldn’t try. But somewhere, somehow, someone will try these. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Here’s a repeat for the third year: Let’s thank … Continue reading

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Pre-April 15th Hiatus

It’s that time of year again. I’ve written my top ten Bozo Tax Tips to help people like Richard Hatch in his quest to prove 300 million witness wrong. Those tips will start posting automatically beginning this coming Wednesday. Until … Continue reading

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