New Math

Hooray for new math,
New-hoo-hoo-math,
It won’t do you a bit of good to review math.
It’s so simple,
So very simple,
That only a child can do it!

–Tom Lehrer, “New Math”

That’s what I think of President Obama’s proposal for expensing of fixed assets. That was one part of his proposals to help the economy. Joe Kristan points out that it just speeds up depreciation from (say) five years to one year, but after five years the amount of income a company will have is identical. Of course, we’re also facing higher tax rates courtesy of the end of the Bush Tax Cuts…and that will wipe out any gains under this new plan.

But there’s a cost to this, too–and I’m not talking about whatever revenue ‘enhancements’ are proposed to balance the cost of this plan. Rather, many states will not conform to the new law (California is guaranteed not to). It will be yet another conformity issue for tax professionals and business owners to deal with.

If I were advising the President, I’d tell him there’s a simple fix to the economy. Just cut government spending and simplify the ridiculously complex Tax Code. Unfortunately, the chance of my advising the President is just about zero. Fortunately, that also appears to be the chance that this proposal becomes law.

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3% or 48%?

What will the impact be of the elimination of the Bush Tax Cuts? Proponents of eliminating the cuts note that only 3% of small business owners will be impacted. Well, that’s true…but it’s anything but the whole story.

As Joe Kristan has noted, the real number is the amount of income that will be pushed up into higher tax brackets, and it’s a lot more than 3%. It’s 48%, as noted in a recent Wall Street Journal op-ed.

Joe has plenty more to say about it (here and here).

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Horse Racing About to be an Even Worse Bet in California

I don’t think that I’m revealing a secret when I tell you that most gamblers lose. The casinos in Las Vegas and elsewhere weren’t built by having more people win than lose.

The horse racing industry has struggled in recent years. Ignoring the economics of the horses (I’m definitely not an expert on equine genetics and economics), race tracks take up a large space, and the glamorous sport of the 1920s and 1930s isn’t that glamorous to individuals right now. Sure, individual races like the Kentucky Derby still draw huge crowds and large purses and betting, but most race tracks are struggling to keep afloat.

And it’s far, far harder to win as one who bets on the horses. Let’s say that there are five horses running in a race, and each of them has an equal chance of winning (a 20% chance, or odds of 4 to 1). But that’s before the house cut, and the government’s cut.

Under a new California law that’s awaiting Governor Schwarzenegger’s signature, the government’s take on two-horse wagers (exactas and daily doubles) will increase from 20.68% to 22.68%; the take on three or more horse wagers will increase from 20.68% to 23.68%. While this won’t change the odds, the purse will be reduced by 2% or 3% (depending on the bet being made). Adding in the take from the house and the government, that five-horse race is really a six-horse race…and that’s before you have to pay income tax on your winnings. Yikes!

The feeling among the legislators is that they’re dealing with a captive audience, and they won’t notice that the purse on the $1.4 million Pick-Six is now $1.37 million…and they’re probably right. Still, this does emphasize that the house always wins…especially in horse racing.

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10 Months for Bozo Math

Back in May I wrote about Sung Ho Choi. Mr. Choi was in the process of selling his business, AJ’s Green Dry Cleaners and Laundromat. He happened to show a prospective buyer the computerized sales records. Unfortunately for Mr. Choi, those quite accurate records showed sales that were $194,973 higher than on the tax returns for the business. It seems that Mr. Choi provided only the bank deposit records to his parents (who owned the business) and his accountant.

That prospective purchaser happened to be an undercover IRS investigator. Oops.

Mr. Choi was sentenced last week to ten months at ClubFed, and must also make restitution of $60,537 and pay a $5,000 fine. It would have been far, far easier to just provide accurate records…but that thought process rarely occurs to the Bozo contingent.

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At Least Here Our DMV Offices Aren’t Being Evicted…

California certainly has a budget crisis. But it’s nothing compared to the crisis in Illinois, where the Land of Lincoln is a reported $4.3 billion behind in paying the bills. Meanwhile, the Libertyville Drivers Services Facility office may be closed permanently for failure to pay their bills.

Stephen Martin, whose family owns the Brookside shopping center on the 300 block of Peterson Road that houses the Secretary of State office, has sent a letter to state officials saying he wishes to terminate the lease agreement because of the long-overdue payments. Martin said the state owes him nearly $43,000 in back rent and expenses.

The news article in the Daily Herald notes that several state legislators’ officers were being closed for failure to pay the bills.

When I saw this story, I immediately thought of this:

It will be interesting to see how this turns out.

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The Annoying Ringtone Tax

A friend sent me the following, asking me if I had heard about this new tax?

Any cell phone user having a ringtone other than Rrrring, Rrring, John Philip Sousa’s stirring “The Internal Revenue Service March,” or–in homage to Colbert–“La Marseillaise” would be subject to having their bank accounts confiscated, their cattle slaughtered, their lands put to the torch, and their rollover minutes forfeited.

Well, it’s not real. It’s from Christopher Buckley’s article in ForbesLife titled “But Enough About You IRS, Mon Amour.” It includes such gems as the Driving While Texting Tax, the Nonsmoking Tax, the 3-D Movie Glasses Tax, Aircraft Lavatory User Fees, and the Celebrity Tax. I’m actually annoyed that Mr. Buckley put in the Aircraft Lavatory User Fees; I would not be shocked to see that at some future date.

You can read Mr. Buckley’s article here.

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Uh, Wesley, Your Guru Just Got 20 More Years

Wesley Snipes is still fighting his upcoming visit to ClubFed. The troubles he got into are all courtesy of his tax guru, Eddie Kahn. Mr. Kahn received ten years at ClubFed for his ‘advice’ to Mr. Snipes. He just got 20 more years for conspiracy to defraud and mail fraud. Joe Kristan has more.

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Indians and Yankees Head to Extra Innings

No, not the Cleveland Indians and the New York Yankees. Instead, it’s the on-again, off-again battle between the State of New York and the Indian tribes of New York state on collecting cigarette taxes.

The Indian tribes sell cigarettes, and they don’t want to collect New York taxes on cigarettes. They view themselves as sovereign nations, and New York law doesn’t count.

On the other hand, the State of New York believes that it doesn’t matter: If you’re located within the boundaries of New York state (and these tribes are, at least geographically), then cigarette taxes must be collected.

This is a big money maker for the tribes, so this is a battle that will likely drag on and on and on. Today’s salvo had a judge putting a halt to the collection of taxes for at least the next two weeks. It’s as if the Indians scored a run in the top of the 13th inning. We’ll soon see if the Yankees can either tie the score or go ahead.

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Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner!

Our favorite convicted tax felon has made the ballot in Ohio. James Traficant has seven signatures more than required and will be running as an Independent for Congress in Ohio’s 17th Congressional District. The Mahoning County Board of Elections will reportedly meet today and approve his name to be on the ballot; the Trumbell County Board of Elections will meet later this week and do the same.

For those who don’t remember the bombastic former Congressman and convicted felon, James Traficant was known for one-liners; “Beam me up” was one of his favorites. Back in 2002 he was indicted on federal corruption charges. He was convicted of ten counts including bribery and tax evasion. He was released in 2009.

Somehow this Congress deserves to have Jim Traficant. I’m not sure the American people do, though.

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No Progress in California Budget; May Soon Impact Tax Refunds

There’s nothing new to report on the California budget. The unstoppable force has collided with the immovable object, and nothing’s happening for now. California Controller John Chiang is warning that he will soon be forced to issue registered warrants (aka IOUs).

This brings up an interesting issue. Assume you’re a California taxpayer (or a professional who prepares California tax returns). You’re waiting for that last Schedule K-1 to file Aunt Hilda’s tax return. However, that K-1 won’t be in your hands until September 20th or so. Aunt Hilda’s going to get a large California refund; the amount of the refund won’t change based on the K-a. Should you file the return now (and amend the return to report the K-1 when you receive it) so that Aunt Hilda can get her refund before California starts to issue IOUs, or should you wait?

Normally, it’s almost always correct to wait: You don’t want to amend a return unless you have to. However, if Aunt Hilda needs her money it may be right to file that return today so that she can get the refund (rather than an IOU). This is especially true if you believe that the K-1 won’t have an impact on the final numbers of her return.

One thing is certain, though: The budget mess will start to have an impact on many Californians soon. It will be interesting to see if that forces a change on either the unstoppable force or the immovable object.

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