Taxable Talk

Medical marijuana is a complex subject. California voters passed an initiative legalizing it; the federal government says its still illegal under federal law. I’ll let the attorneys battle that one out.

However, whether medical marijuana is legal or illegal doesn’t impact the tax situation for a grower. Illegal income is just as taxable in the United States and California as legal income. And that’s where our story begins.

Edwin Hoey pleaded no contest last year to possessing and selling “hundreds of pounds of pot.” He has now been arrested on five charges of filing a false state income tax return.

Mr. Hoey’s attorney, Ben Rice, is quoted by the Central Coast Sentinel, as stating, “This gray area is very gray, very dark and it’s hard for people who want to do this exactly the way they’re supposed to…It’s hard for people to know how to do it… Hoey has paid his taxes and he’s prepared to rectify his tax statements but it’s really difficult to know how to do that.”

I hate to tell Mr. Rice, but I think he’s very wrong here. Mr. Hoey was conducting a business. It’s pretty simple: add up all your income, subtract your expenses, and you’ve got your net income. Perhaps it was hard for Mr. Hoey to include his illegal income on his tax return but it’s the law.

Mr. Rice also complained that the government is getting a second bite at the apple. But tax charges are different from drug charges—it’s not double jeopardy.

And I have even more bad news for Mr. Rice and Mr. Hoey. It’s quite possible that the IRS will take a look at this case, too. The IRS and the Franchise Tax Board (California’s state income tax agency) share information.

So if you decide to get in a business that’s in a gray area (or even one that’s over the line) do make sure to file and pay your taxes.

It must be something about the profession. Yet another Escort Service owner is in trouble over taxes. Theresa Faye Hope pleaded guilty to tax fraud charges today. Ms. Hope was the proprietor of Aphrodite Inc., a subchapter S Corporation. There’s nothing wrong with that.

Of course, understating her company’s income by $267,000 wasn’t acceptable. True, that didn’t change her corporate tax at all (S Corporations are “flow through” entities; the owners pay the tax). However, it did result in her underpaying her federal income tax by over $50,000. That results in up to three years at ClubFed, a fine of up to $250,000, and possible restitution.

The article notes that her service charged only $125 for a half hour or $175 for an hour, and that she kept just $50 or $75, respectively. While she apparently did listen to her accountant and set up an S-Corp, she missed her accountant telling her to always put aside enough money to pay your taxes.

Two business executives. Two men with tax troubles. Is ClubFed in their futures?

Joseph Smith was the former treasurer and CFO of the Catholic diocese of Cleveland, Ohio. He supplemented his earnings by engaging in a kickback scheme. He funneled work to a co-conspirator and in return received kickbacks of over $784,000. And those kickbacks were disguised as compensation for consulting and legal services. He was found guilty of six tax charges and will be sentenced this October.

Lyle Larson was a not-so-successful computer entrepreneur in Edmonds, Washington. His tax return showed that he only made $38,000 of business income. That is, when he bothered to file a tax return (he “forgot” in 2004, 2005, and 2007). I did leave some things out. Like his luxury yacht. His cars. His $2.8 million in earnings. Mr. Larson left those out from his tax returns between 2000 and 2003. He’ll have 18 months at ClubFed to think over those omissions, and he must make restitution of over $879,000 to the IRS.

If you get lucky in business or otherwise do yourself a favor. Set aside some of your earnings to pay your taxes. You can pay now, or pay later, but it’s a whole lot easier to pay now.

It’s only my third day back from vacation. Some of the individuals mentioned below will be counting the days at ClubFed very soon.

Let’s start in Stillwater, Minnesota. Randy Haugen owned an automobile repair business, and it was apparently quite successful. One of his methods of improving his bottom line was allegedly not remitting sales tax to Minnesota and not filing income tax returns. Those methods really do help the bottom line…until you’re caught. The Minnesota Department of Revenue said that Mr. Haugen, “knew this day was going to come and he dreaded it.” As a helpful hint, if you find yourself in that situation get an attorney and make a payment plan rather than postponing the inevitable discovery of the tax evasion.

Staying in the Twin Cities, a former co-owner of a roofing business is accused of conspiracy, mail fraud, tax evasion, and filing false tax returns. Amit Sela of Minnetonka, Minnesota, allegedly embezzled over $600,000 from Sela Roofing, and then allegedly filed false tax returns to cover up the theft. On the other hand, Mr. Sela’s attorney, Eric Brever, told the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, “We believe a jury will find Mr. Sela innocent of all the charges…[A]ll of the taxes were paid prior to the IRS criminal investigation.” That’s a big difference of opinion and we won’t know the answer until the case comes to trial.

Finally, from Grand Rapids, Michigan, we learn that two former executives of U.S. Signal, a telecommunications firm serving the Great Lakes region, are pleading guilty to tax and mail fraud charges. The two, Barry Raternik, the former president of U.S. Signal, and Tim Hall, who used to be the company’s director of operations, teamed with a supplier, Douglas Lautenbach (who also pleaded guilty) to overcharge the company for fiber optics. The three pocketed the difference and used the ill-gotten gains to fund lavish homes, sports cars, RVs, and other expensive items. They also allegedly sold other equipment on the secondary market. Instead of enjoying the luxury items they’ll likely get to spend a few years enjoying the not so luxurious insides of various ClubFed facilities.

In the end, most of these “perfect crimes” end up with the same result—the participants enjoying ClubFed and making restitution to the government. Crime just rarely pays.