Taxable Talk

This past February, Roy Albert Lewis, a Danville, California dentist, was sentenced to two years at ClubFed for hiding $300,000 over ten years. This past week, it was his father’s turn.

Leroy Albert Lewis is an oral surgeon, but his medical career likely came to an end last week. He pleaded guilty in May to one count of tax fraud. He was sentenced to two years at ClubFed, plus he must make restitution of $909,527. Leroy Albert Lewis is the father of Roy Albert Lewis.

His attorney said that the elder Mr. Lewis suffered from “hubris and greed.” Both Lewises fell victim to secret offshore bank account scheme operated by Tower Executive Resources, Ltd. Joe Kristan reported on Tower back in 2006; Paul Harris, the promoter of Tower, was sentenced to five years at ClubFed. The scheme made the payments look like they were for consulting services. They weren’t; it was simple tax fraud.

The younger Mr. Lewis is doing his time in ClubFed in Lompoc. It’s quite possible that the elder Mr. Lewis will soon be in a neighboring bunk.

News Story: San Francisco Chronicle

Yesterday I wrote about Dr. Frederick Kriemelmeyer, a dentist in LaCrosse, Wisconsin. Dr. Kriemelmeyer was found guilty today of three counts of filing false tax returns. He’ll be sentenced on October 30th. Given that the testimony in the trial ended today, the jury didn’t need much time in deciding the verdicts.

And that appears to be understandable, unlike Dr. Kriemelmeyer’s use of the English language. As I noted yesterday, Dr. Kriemelmeyer believes in David Wynn Miller’s dialect, “In the Truth.” He doesn’t believe that our current American flag is valid. He doesn’t believe that our Tax Code is valid.

Based on federal sentencing guidelines, Dr. Kriemelmeyer is looking at 27-33 months at ClubFed. And no use of language such as this, “FOR THE EDUCATIONAL-CORRECTIONS OF THE MODIFYING-COMMUNICATIONS ARE WITH THESE CLAIMS OF THE FICTIONAL-ADVERB-VERB-USURY WITH THE OPERATIONS/METHODS OF A FICTIONAL-MODIFICATION-LANGUAGE,” will lessen his sentence. (That quote was taken from Mr. Miller’s website.) And if he tries to lecture a judge in using the English language, I won’t be shocked to see him getting the maximum term of 9 years (3 years per count) plus restitution.

If you are wondering about the headline, so am I. But it’s a quote out of the trial of one Frederick Kriemelmeyer, a dentist in LaCrosse, Wisconsin. Dr. Kriemelmeyer is accused of four counts of tax evasion.

As the LaCrosse Tribune reported, Dr. Kriemelmeyer is a believer in David Wynn Miller. Miller does not use standard English; instead, he used a dialect he invented called “In the Truth.” It’s got a lot of capital letters, prepositional phrases, and not much in the way of punctuation. You can see samples by going to Mr. Miller’s website.

In any case, Dr. Kriemelmeyer challenged the indictment because it was in English—our English. That didn’t work (the judge let the indictment stand). The dentist challenged the US flag in the courtroom. No, I’m not joking about that. He didn’t win that argument.

David Wynn Miller believes that if you add extra punctuation to a tax return, you will somehow not have to pay taxes. At least, that’s what I think he espouses. Dr. Kriemelmeyer is a follower of Mr. Miller, and is conducting his own defense.

The government plans on having 15 of Dr. Kriemelmeyer’s patients testify as to how much they paid him. The government alleges that if there was an asterisk by a patient’s fees in Dr. Kriemelmeyer’s ledger, the actual payment was much higher. For example, $20* meant that the patient paid $100. If the government proves that, they’ve proved the case. The total tax evasion is alleged to be about $364,000.

The trial will likely last another few days.

While I’ve been gone for the last two weeks, I collected many stories about tax fraud. Here are just a few of them (if I included all of them, it would fill many pages of this blog).

Two members of a former Florida advertising agency pleaded guilty to conspiracy in a $1.5 million tax fraud. Michael and Michelle Cragan created bogus invoices, with the money mainly going to a third individual, Douglas Haase. Unfortunately for all concerned, the phony invoices were included on the business’ tax return. And with Mr. Haase receiving $1.5 million that wasn’t included on his tax return, we’re not talking peanuts here. Mr. Haase previously pleaded guilty. All are looking at spending time at ClubFed when sentenced (plus restitution).

>From Dickson City, Pennsylvania comes the story of Thomas Winnicki and his company Keystone Employee Benefits, Inc. He was in the employee leasing business. So far, so good. His clients paid him over $1 million for employment taxes that he was supposed to remit to the government. But when the business was going through a downturn, he used the $1 million for personal expenses rather than turning it over to the IRS. He pleaded guilty, and will be spending 18 months at ClubFed, and must make restitution of the over $1 million. The $100 “special assessment” he must also pay is the least of his worries.

A father-daughter team is accused of not paying taxes on $3.1 million of income. From Holmdel, New Jersey comes the tale of Anthony Ambrosia and his daughter, Lisa Derosa. The pair allegedly set up bank accounts in the names of children and other family members, and moved over $3.1 million into these accounts. They’re also accused of “structuring,” deliberately making deposits under the $10,000 federal currency transaction reporting limit. Mr. Ambrosia allegedly made numerous $9,500 deposits. His bank warned him about this, but he allegedly continued doing this. I suspect that the bank issues a Suspicious Activity Report (this isn’t mentioned in the news story but appears to be a reasonable conclusion), and the IRS and DOJ followed-up and discovered the alleged misdoings. If convicted, both Mr. Ambrosia and Ms. Derosa are looking at lengthy terms at ClubFed.

Finally, two tax “gurus” won’t be peddling their wares any time soon. I earlier reported about the convictions of Wade and Laura Cook. Wade Cook received 88 months—that’s 7 years, 4 months—at ClubFed. As Joe Kristan reported,

“Mr. Cook doesn’t seem to expect to appear before Judge Zilly again anytime soon:

Asked afterward to comment on the outcome, Cook remarked, “I’m not going to tell you that this judge is an a**hole. I’m not going to say that.”

Good thing he showed so much restraint.”

Joe also told the story of “We The People.” Robert Schulz had been enjoined from providing a tax scheme that caused employees and employers to not withhold from wages. Additionally, the “We The People” webpage must display the injunction. As of now, it doesn’t. Of course, expecting a member of the tax protester movement to comply with a ruling that would put him out of business (it’s hard to sell a product when the first thing potential clients would see on your webpage is an injunction against selling that product) isn’t a good bet. One last point: If you happened to be a customer of “We The People,” expect a visit from the IRS in your future. “We The People” is required to turn over its customer list to the government.

So it was not a good week to be a fraudster. And it was an especially bad week for tax protesters, as two of their champions discovered that there is an income tax, and you must pay it.